Three Day Weekend Johnny’s teacher tells her class, “Class, I’m going to ask you a question at 2.55pm every Friday and whoever answers it correctly will be excused from school on Monday and can enjoy a three-day weekend.” The students got really excited about this and were anxiously awaiting for Friday afternoon to arrive. On Friday, at precisely 2.55 pm, the teacher addressed the class. ” Students, this week’s question is ‘Who can tell me Pythagorean Theorem ?” After a long pause she said, “Well, I guess I’ll see you all tomorrow.” The teacher was teasing the childern. She always planned to ask question that no fifth grader could ever answer. Now Johnny was getting wise to the teacher’s scam. The following Friday, Johnny brought to school both his parent’s bowling balls. At 2.54, he rolled them down the aisle and they crashed into the teacher’s desk. The teacher jumped up, came around the front of the desk and yelled, “All right, who’s the comedian with the big balls?” Johnny says, “Eddie Murphy! See you Tuesday! Bowling Balls A little old man boards a bus with a bowling balls in each of his front pockets. He sits down next to a beautiful young blonde lady, and she can’t help but glance quizzically at the man and his bulging pockets. It’s an uneasy few minutes before, finally, the little old man can take no more. “Bowling balls,” he nods reassuringly. The blonde seems a little shocked, and stares on. Moments later, she says: “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?” Half An Hour Late A couple of weeks ago, I practised bowling with a new member. We had fun during the practise, so I asked him if he wanted to practise next week. He said: “Sure, but I might be a half hour late.” The following week he shows up right on on time, and we practised, this time he plays left-handed. I asked him if he wanted to practise again next week. He replied: “Sure but I might be a half hour late.” I then asked him :”How come some times you play right- handed and other times, left-handed.” He said :”When I wake up in the morning and my wife is sleeping on her left side, I play left- handed and if she is on her right side, then I play right- handed.” I then ask ;”So,what if she is laying flat on her back?” “That’s when I’ll be a half hour late!” he replied Bowling One Liners I go bowling once every four years to make sure I still hate it. Bowling is a sport that should be right down your alley. If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling. If our small town didn’t have bowling, there’d be no culture at all.